Welcome to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories!

Episodes

Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes
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June 26, 2023

Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes

Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler
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June 19, 2023

Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler

Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon
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June 13, 2023

Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon

Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.  🌈 Lost your...
* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish
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May 12, 2023

* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish

KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.Β  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
This Is About Porn In The 80s - Read By Josh Brener
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May 12, 2023

This Is About Porn In The 80s - Read By Josh Brener

Josh Brener (The Last Of Us, Silicon Valley) reads the story of Dex, who's twelve and on a mission to aquire a coveted (and illegal) VHS tape and smuggle it across the border to Canada.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
THERE'S A CAT IN THE WALL
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May 12, 2023

THERE'S A CAT IN THE WALL

The title sort of explains itself. But then it happened again... Kind of... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
World's Shortest Affair
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May 9, 2023

World's Shortest Affair

In the 90s, Mitzy lands her dream job as an international flight attendant and begrudgingly plays a role in the world's shortest affair... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...
Love Means Never Having To Say, "I Super-glued My Eye Shut."
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May 8, 2023

Love Means Never Having To Say, "I Super-glued My Eye Shut."

It's 1997. Masie has her first date planned with her crush, Billy, when something goes terribly wrong. Her parents still have the phone.Β  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...
The $50,000 Poop
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May 5, 2023

The $50,000 Poop

When Natalie meets a hot Australian on the Sunset Strip, not everyone wakes up the next day smelling like roses. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for...
Don't I Know You From Somewhere - Read By Meghan Falcone
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May 4, 2023

Don't I Know You From Somewhere - Read By Meghan Falcone

Actress, writer and producer, Meghan Falcone (Unprisoned, Bromates) reads the story of Michelle, who is absolutely positively sure how she knows her dining companion... until she isn't.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
A Kind Of Indecent Proposal - Read By Kosha Patel
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April 25, 2023

A Kind Of Indecent Proposal - Read By Kosha Patel

Our guest Kosha Patel (Beavis and Butthead, While You Were Breeding) reads the story of Jenny who proposed marriage to her long-distance lover... over Zoom...  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
The Best Weiner
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April 13, 2023

The Best Weiner

When Jamie tries to bring comfort to her elderly dog, she accidentally takes it one step too far... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading...
Ressurection Mary
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April 10, 2023

Ressurection Mary

Disclaimer: This is a ghost story. Not a super scary one, but, if it's gonna keep you up, listen to You're Never Fully Dressed instead. That one is funny. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...
Look Both Ways
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April 10, 2023

Look Both Ways

When Jackie and Eddie accidentally dose themselves on pot brownies, getting home is an... adventure? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your...
You Give Love A Bad Name
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April 10, 2023

You Give Love A Bad Name

Jilly's New York City acting debut lands her on a dating show and possibly the most absurd introduction to the music of the great Jon BonJovi... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...
Never Fully Dressed Without A...
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April 8, 2023

Never Fully Dressed Without A...

Bart is ecstatic when he's invited to the wedding of the century but takes an accidental wrong turn in his quest to be culturally sensitive... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€...
Where A German Draws The Line
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March 31, 2023

Where A German Draws The Line

Milita is super smart, super serious, super in control... so how did she get herself in this super bananas situation? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are...
Someone Has To Be The Last To Know
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March 30, 2023

Someone Has To Be The Last To Know

When Jo's day shifts at a dive bar are interrupted by some interesting noises from upstairs, it takes her a little too long to figure out the culprit.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
This Is Why We Dont Go Out
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March 26, 2023

This Is Why We Dont Go Out

When Sonia is invited to yet another baby/bridal/puppy shower, she certainly isn't expecting this.  *Explicit because there's a well-deserved F-bomb. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
Shabbat
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March 23, 2023

Shabbat

Aleks wonders why the Shabbat dinners stopped... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com....
Uh oh... Where's Yolanda?
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March 23, 2023

Uh oh... Where's Yolanda?

When a group of high school girls befriend a foreign exchange student on their lacrosse team, they try to show her how Massachusetts teenagers have fun, which, of course, totally backfires. *Explicit because girls from Mass swear a lot.  🌈 Lost your...
That is NOT What Happened
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March 23, 2023

That is NOT What Happened

Much to Cecilia's chagrin, her husband Robert insists on setting up a co-worker, who ends up having a little too much in common with his date... 🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...
Taken... In Argentina
1
March 15, 2023

Taken... In Argentina

On a guy's trip to Argentina, our buddy Derek discovers that his best friend Rich has become obsessed with the Liam Niesson movie, Taken. So what happens when Rich's paranoia turns out to be.... deserved?  - Explicit because there's an F bomb. 🌈...