Episodes
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June 26, 2023
Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
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June 19, 2023
Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler
Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
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June 13, 2023
Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon
Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.Β π Lost your...
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May 12, 2023
* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish
KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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May 12, 2023
This Is About Porn In The 80s - Read By Josh Brener
Josh Brener (The Last Of Us, Silicon Valley) reads the story of Dex, who's twelve and on a mission to aquire a coveted (and illegal) VHS tape and smuggle it across the border to Canada.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
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May 12, 2023
THERE'S A CAT IN THE WALL
The title sort of explains itself. But then it happened again... Kind of... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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May 9, 2023
World's Shortest Affair
In the 90s, Mitzy lands her dream job as an international flight attendant and begrudgingly plays a role in the world's shortest affair... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All...
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May 8, 2023
Love Means Never Having To Say, "I Super-glued My Eye Shut."
It's 1997. Masie has her first date planned with her crush, Billy, when something goes terribly wrong. Her parents still have the phone.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All...
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May 5, 2023
The $50,000 Poop
When Natalie meets a hot Australian on the Sunset Strip, not everyone wakes up the next day smelling like roses. π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for...
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May 4, 2023
Don't I Know You From Somewhere - Read By Meghan Falcone
Actress, writer and producer, Meghan Falcone (Unprisoned, Bromates) reads the story of Michelle, who is absolutely positively sure how she knows her dining companion... until she isn't.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
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April 25, 2023
A Kind Of Indecent Proposal - Read By Kosha Patel
Our guest Kosha Patel (Beavis and Butthead, While You Were Breeding) reads the story of Jenny who proposed marriage to her long-distance lover... over Zoom...Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
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April 13, 2023
The Best Weiner
When Jamie tries to bring comfort to her elderly dog, she accidentally takes it one step too far... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for your reading...
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April 10, 2023
Ressurection Mary
Disclaimer: This is a ghost story. Not a super scary one, but, if it's gonna keep you up, listen to You're Never Fully Dressed instead. That one is funny. π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're...
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April 10, 2023
Look Both Ways
When Jackie and Eddie accidentally dose themselves on pot brownies, getting home is an... adventure? π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for your...
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April 10, 2023
You Give Love A Bad Name
Jilly's New York City acting debut lands her on a dating show and possibly the most absurd introduction to the music of the great Jon BonJovi... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...
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April 8, 2023
Never Fully Dressed Without A...
Bart is ecstatic when he's invited to the wedding of the century but takes an accidental wrong turn in his quest to be culturally sensitive... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π...
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March 31, 2023
Where A German Draws The Line
Milita is super smart, super serious, super in control... so how did she get herself in this super bananas situation? π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are...
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March 30, 2023
Someone Has To Be The Last To Know
When Jo's day shifts at a dive bar are interrupted by some interesting noises from upstairs, it takes her a little too long to figure out the culprit.Β π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
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March 26, 2023
This Is Why We Dont Go Out
When Sonia is invited to yet another baby/bridal/puppy shower, she certainly isn't expecting this.Β *Explicit because there's a well-deserved F-bomb. π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
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March 23, 2023
Shabbat
Aleks wonders why the Shabbat dinners stopped... π Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! π All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com....
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March 23, 2023
Uh oh... Where's Yolanda?
When a group of high school girls befriend a foreign exchange student on their lacrosse team, they try to show her how Massachusetts teenagers have fun, which, of course, totally backfires. *Explicit because girls from Mass swear a lot.Β π Lost your...
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March 23, 2023
That is NOT What Happened
Much to Cecilia's chagrin, her husband Robert insists on setting up a co-worker, who ends up having a little too much in common with his date... π Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!...
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March 15, 2023
Taken... In Argentina
On a guy's trip to Argentina, our buddy Derek discovers that his best friend Rich has become obsessed with the Liam Niesson movie, Taken. So what happens when Rich's paranoia turns out to be.... deserved?Β - Explicit because there's an F bomb. π...