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RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
Aug. 28, 2025

RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want

This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes...
RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
Aug. 13, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct

Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation. A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!! Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes...
RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
Aug. 10, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts

What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate? And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------ Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are ava...
RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
Aug. 6, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone

You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog? This is a story about exactly that. And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO. Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so...
RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love
July 30, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love

Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.) This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this. You won't. And that should help. And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day. xx ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrast...
Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?
July 20, 2025

Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?

How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How does it work? ๐Ÿ‘€ Is it annoying? ๐Ÿ‘ฎ Will the cops ...
Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection
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July 11, 2025

Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection

Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics. Fun times. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How d...
RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child
July 9, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child

It's the 90s. You're packing up your childhood home because your mom, following the trend of all her neighbors, is moving to a condo on the other side of town. And that's when you discover a piece of paper that could change your life. What do you do? Also, you are really, REALLY stoned. Please don't forget to rate and subscribe. We love you and this keeps us going!! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are availa...
Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!
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July 7, 2025

Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!

The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it. Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time. Come join us for this week's BS. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietya...
RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again
July 2, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again

Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, like and subscribe!! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have thr...
RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
June 25, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight. This is such a funny story with such a happy ending. So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ Al...
Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!
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June 23, 2025

Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!

Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact...
RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar
June 18, 2025

RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar

This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity. So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really wasn't true. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestor...
Nostril Insecurity, Spys And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?
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June 14, 2025

Nostril Insecurity, Spys And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?

Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestorie...
RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)
June 11, 2025

RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)

There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you. This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out. And you don't even need a prescription. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Lov...
New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS
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June 9, 2025

New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS

Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense. Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland? ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsb...
RADICAL RERUN - The Invisible Man (Its a penis story)
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June 5, 2025

RADICAL RERUN - The Invisible Man (Its a penis story)

So we've got Benji - an artistic, quiet kid, who just moved to Florida with his single mom right smack dab halfway through the school year. He's in middle school, kids are clique-y, hormonal, and mean. But he manages to win them over- in the absolutely most unexpected way possible. This is one of our favorite stories so, please, tune in, tune out, sit back, relax, and enjoy a real life tale with a fabulously happy ending. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of J...
Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!
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May 17, 2025

Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!

We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other. Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimat...
What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in and find out!
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May 12, 2025

What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in and find out!

Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to. Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How does it wo...
Sweet Revenge
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May 8, 2025

Sweet Revenge

When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading...
The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!
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April 22, 2025

The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!

Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck."Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives.ย Jo...
I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With Us And Our Weekly BS!
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April 11, 2025

I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With Us And Our Weekly BS!

How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try. ย She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in...
Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade Simone
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April 9, 2025

Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade Simone

When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles.๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!๐Ÿ€ All...
A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many
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April 4, 2025

A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many

We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented ย Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, Midnight Oli With Megan, that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do?Instagram:...