Welcome to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories!
Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried &
The Bored:
THIS IS FOR YOU

Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories to turn OFF your brain and turn ON your REM.


Recent Episodes

Jan. 28, 2026

Nightmare On Elm Street

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com πŸ“š Love the stories? πŸ‘„ Have one to tell? When...
Jan. 22, 2026

Dead Aunties Society

🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com πŸ“š Love the stories? πŸ‘„ Have one to tell? ⏰ Only...
Jan. 14, 2026

Brown Beard

What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then ...
Jan. 7, 2026

The Special Sauce

How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading...
Dec. 17, 2025

Child's Play

When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play . 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your compu...
Dec. 10, 2025

In Da Club

When 50 Cent’s 2003 album drops in the middle of a Canadian winter, nothing can stop 13-year-old Jessie from getting her hands on it. Not even the Halifax Police. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate th...