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July 23, 2024

SUMMER RERUN! Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon

This is fun, fabulous, and wild cowgirl story takes place somewhere out in the mountains on the backs of some very fast horses. You'll feel the summer heat and warm breeze and smell the wildflowers within minutes of this podcast starting. And then,...

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July 11, 2024

SUMMER RERUN! You're Never Fully Dressed Without A...

Remember this one about Burt's sartorial choices for a massive and very fancy wedding? No? Well, it's right here. And stay tuned for our BS after the episode as Morgan and Jo walk down memory lane and into a coat closet in London, New Years, 2003. ย  ๐ŸŒˆ...

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July 1, 2024

SUMMER RERUN! WHERE A GERMAN DRAWS THE LINE

โ˜€๏ธย  SUMMER IS HEEEEERE! โ˜€๏ธย  At the end of this entertaining and fabulous episode, Jo and Morgan discuss the sketchy secrets of their dating pasts...ย  ย  Tune in, tune out, chill, enjoy, and at least for the next hour, let Morgan do all your worrying...

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June 13, 2024

Mistaken Identity

When two sort-of tipsy but very well intentioned British septuagenarian ladies risk their lives (kinda) to rescue a ferocious beast (not really,) they wind up in a situation that no one expected. Please save the real and viral story until the end....

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May 30, 2024

Convo With Kristen Seavey of "Murder, She Told"

We have a super fun chat with Kristen about all things True Crime and how to turn off your brain at the end of the day. ย  We so appreciate this brilliant and talented woman. ย  So sit back, relax, clean the house furiously, or try not to lose it while...

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May 29, 2024

It's Coming From Inside The House - Read By Murder, She Told's Kristeโ€ฆ

Writer, actress, podcaster, and model Kristen Seavey (Murder, She Told) reads the story of Shauna and what happened to her brain one night after listening to too many scary podcasts. This is a fun and sweet story of a millennial mom who's imagination...

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May 23, 2024

Rent Free

LIONS AND TIGERS AND EXES, OH MY!!! Kidding. There are no lions or tigers in this one. But there is an ex. An ex who haunts Livvy for over a year... ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? ย  Then you're...

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May 16, 2024

The Maniac Mart and Memory Lane

When two worn-out moms get away for the weekend, they lament about the moronic times in their lives being over. That is, until they're not. We are especially enamored by this story and hope you love it as much as we do! ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods?...

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May 13, 2024

Pierson! The Real Guy! Here! Now!

We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our...

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May 13, 2024

A Fresh Start

OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the...

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May 8, 2024

Lie To Me

Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!! ย  When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.ย  ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...

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May 3, 2024

Toeing The Line

What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS. ย  Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the...

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April 29, 2024

When Trey Tried His Best

When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic...

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April 22, 2024

Shy?! Not Shy!

When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved. ย  Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.ย  ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your...

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April 17, 2024

"Well Played."

When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.ย  ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? ย  Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your...

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April 10, 2024

When Max Had To Pivot

When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? ย  Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes...

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April 5, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- Uh oh... Where's Yolanda???

In this ridiculous and true story about your favorite Anxiety Addicts, Morgan and Jo turn a perfectly reasonable Springtime outing into a possible Unsolved Mystery. ย  โค๏ธ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season โค๏ธ So...

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March 31, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- Its Not The Shorts

When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. โค๏ธ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season โค๏ธ So tune in, tune out, and enjoy...

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March 28, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- This Is About Porn In The 80s -- Kind Of -- Read By โ€ฆ

Josh Brener (The Last Of Us, Silicon Valley) reads the story of Dex, who's twelve and on a mission to acquire a coveted (and illegal) VHS tape and smuggle it across the border to Canada. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate...

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March 18, 2024

IS THAT BREAD?? AM I HIGH??

When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated. ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are...

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March 11, 2024

Wicked Uber Healthy

When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for. ย  Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...

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March 8, 2024

THAT American Pie -

When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods?...

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March 3, 2024

Red Flags White Lights

When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags. ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...

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Feb. 26, 2024

Mrs. Davenport's Daughters

When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess. ย  ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All...

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