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Episodes

May 16, 2024

The Maniac Mart and Memory Lane

When two worn-out moms get away for the weekend, they lament about the moronic times in their lives being over. That is, until they're not. We are especially enamored by this story and hope you love it as much as we do!   🌈 Lost your Earpods?...

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May 13, 2024

Pierson! The Real Guy! Here! Now!

We are silly thrilled to have the opportunity to chat with the real guy about the real story that went REAL viral. Pierson's story sums up, in so many ways, what Anxiety Addicts is really about: creating a community (and entertainment) about our...

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May 13, 2024

A Fresh Start

OH PATRICK!!!!! When Patrick Schlessinger takes it upon himself to beautify his community, well, its not the outcome that he planted. This is a wild and viral story about good deeds, good intentions, and the not-always-good internet. Check out the...

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May 8, 2024

Lie To Me

Yay!!! A 90s High School Story!!   When Ashley finalllllllyyyy tries to lie to her parents and sneak out, her grand plan gets interrupted by the unlikeliest of sources.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...

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May 3, 2024

Toeing The Line

What happens when Maggie jets off to the wildest music festival in the West with hope in her heart, a job interview on the horizon, and a pair of sequin boots? THIS HAPPENS. Β  Morgan and Jo discuss how they're not QUITE mature enough to accept the...

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April 29, 2024

When Trey Tried His Best

When Chelsea brings her boyfriend, Trey, home for the holidays, she's intent on two things: winning over her parents and forgetting what she saw in a stranger's garage. Good luck, Chelsea! Jo and Morgan discuss their lack of education regarding basic...

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April 22, 2024

Shy?! Not Shy!

When Andrea tries to get a handle on her social anxiety, things go much differently than she planned... for everyone involved.   Jo and Morgan discuss the greatest feeling on Earth.... relief.    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your...

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April 17, 2024

"Well Played."

When Colin has to wait two entire years to get back at his best friend, well, it better be worth it.Β  Β  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Β  Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your...

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April 10, 2024

When Max Had To Pivot

When Max finds herself on the basketball court for a playoff game, she has a wildly difference performance than anyone expected. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Β  Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes...

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April 5, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- Uh oh... Where's Yolanda???

In this ridiculous and true story about your favorite Anxiety Addicts, Morgan and Jo turn a perfectly reasonable Springtime outing into a possible Unsolved Mystery.   ❀️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❀️ So...

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March 31, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- Its Not The Shorts

When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. ❀️ For the next two weeks, we're posting our favorite BS of the season ❀️ So tune in, tune out, and enjoy...

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March 28, 2024

RADICAL RERUN -- This Is About Porn In The 80s -- Kind Of -- Read By …

Josh Brener (The Last Of Us, Silicon Valley) reads the story of Dex, who's twelve and on a mission to acquire a coveted (and illegal) VHS tape and smuggle it across the border to Canada. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate...

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March 18, 2024

IS THAT BREAD?? AM I HIGH??

When Fitz's lack of attention to detail lands him in the literal spotlight, the fallout is fabulous and unanticipated. Β  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are...

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March 11, 2024

Wicked Uber Healthy

When Brooke finally gets her doctorate and attempts to start her own therapy practice, she finds a different party than she was looking for.   Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs....   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...

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March 8, 2024

THAT American Pie -

When the summer of '99 arrives with a bang, Kyle is painfully inspired by the new Jason Biggs movie premiering in town. He is taking this secret to the grave. But first, to Anxiety Addicts. Hey hey, Sexy Insomniacs.... 🌈 Lost your Earpods?...

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March 3, 2024

Red Flags White Lights

When Jodi meets her dream man in Santa Fe during the dusty summer of '99, it takes something... otherworldly to alert her to his bright, red flags.   🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...

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Feb. 26, 2024

Mrs. Davenport's Daughters

When Vix tries her best to throw a rad party at her parent's New York apartment, she ends up cleaning up more than one unexpected mess. Β  🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...

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Feb. 21, 2024

When Natalie Met Sylvia

We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!! Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you πŸ˜‚) When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends...

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Feb. 15, 2024

Your Lying Heart

When Bee tries her very best to impress her crush on Valentine's Day, she finds something new in her heart - with a very embarrassing detour. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€...

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Feb. 12, 2024

Falling In Love

When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the...

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Feb. 7, 2024

Book Smart

When Kayla and Courtney find both the perfect lunch spot to avoid their classmates and a love for old-school photography, they find themselves combining the two in a way they never could have imagined. Morgan and Jo discuss their high school...

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Feb. 4, 2024

One For The Birds

When Emma and Xavier both, on the same night, independently sabotage their marriage, the truth comes out despite their best efforts. This story is funny and ridiculous and didn't hurt anyone - in fact, it was just the opposite. Everyone's lives are...

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Jan. 31, 2024

Head Over Feet

When Luke finally lands a much-anticipated, 'dream job' interview, he's obsessed with making the perfect impression until things sort of go, well, downhill. This is one of those stories to make you believe in the bigger picture and maybe laugh a bit...

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Jan. 22, 2024

Dog With A Bone

Woo Hoo!!! Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is over here celebrating our 60th episode with a FANTASTIC story about relationships, new beginnings, bad dogs, and, it wouldn't be a truly on-brand story for our dedicated Insomniacs without a trip to the...

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