Welcome to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories!

Episodes

Nobody Here But Us Chickens
43
Nov. 1, 2023

Nobody Here But Us Chickens

When Erica tries to win over her prickly science teacher, going above and beyond lands her in the dog - sorry - chicken house. This is only explicit because we say some bad words. The content is so PG. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your...
Basic Instinct
42
Oct. 25, 2023

Basic Instinct

When Charlie gets invited to a bridal shower for a grungy co-worker, she's met with the surprise of a lifetime. And, that surprise pales in comparison to the one the Grandma got.Β  Also, Morgan and Jo discuss the bad decisions that they blame on their...
Lock Stock And Barrel
41
Oct. 23, 2023

Lock Stock And Barrel

When Gianni dreams of leaving Italy to study in New York, his fears of doing something stupid prove futile when he does something dumber than even he could have imagined. Morgan introduces the Italian word of the day and Jo can't handle it. 🌈 Lost...
Eye Of The Tiger
40
Oct. 18, 2023

Eye Of The Tiger

When Anna's therapist insists she gets a dog and brings it to her family's Thanksgiving, she has no idea what's coming... Also, Morgan and Jo discuss control issues and come to zero conclusions about anything. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at...
The Big Sick
39
Oct. 16, 2023

The Big Sick

When my Uncle Bill enlists in the military for duty during WWII, more of him comes out than he expects. Also, Morgan and Jo give their hot take on the defining moments of this generation. We're clearly brilliant. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating...
You Can't Always Get What You Want
38
Oct. 4, 2023

You Can't Always Get What You Want

When Andrea's Uncle Phillip comes to town, he turns her world into a party, accidentally teaching her some meaningful life lessons despite the chaos. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
An Anxiety Addict's History Lesson & WELCOME Morgan!!
37
Oct. 2, 2023

An Anxiety Addict's History Lesson & WELCOME Morgan!!

How did we get here? (In your ears, not on this planet, that's another podcast.) And a HUGE welcome to Morgan Walsh!Β  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are...
A River Runs Through It
36
Sept. 26, 2023

A River Runs Through It

THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE FABULOUS STORIES! When Josephine flies back from an extended caretaking stint, she gets a little too, um, relaxed on the flight. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
I am A Rock. I am An Iiiiiilaaaand
35
Sept. 22, 2023

I am A Rock. I am An Iiiiiilaaaand

WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. Seriously. Like, deep, real, and would totally save your drowning butt (in shallow water) kind of love. THANK YOU for these stories! This one is about Robbie, who really likes being alone... until... well.... he doesn't. Rate...
Scent and Sensibility
34
Sept. 14, 2023

Scent and Sensibility

When Charlotte falls in teenage love with both Dylan and the SMELL of Dylan, her nose sort of... betrays her. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for...
Sorry, Holly
33
Sept. 10, 2023

Sorry, Holly

When Holly tries to fix a female problem she makes it much, much worse. She, unfortunately, takes a turn that marks a day her family will never forget. Thank you thank you guys for these awesome/horrible stories. We love you.  🌈 Lost your EarPods?...
Pretty Fly
32
Sept. 7, 2023

Pretty Fly

When Ricky applies for a job at her local airport for the free flight benefit, she winds up sharing much more of herself than she anticipated. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€...
Its Not The Shorts
31
Aug. 30, 2023

Its Not The Shorts

When Justin takes a trip to India and gets more attention than he'd ever imagined, he blames it on his shorts. Spoiler: It's not the shorts. Thank you everyone for submitting your stories! Please keep them coming (totally anonymously!)...
You're Not Crazy.. There's Just Something Weird In Your Bed
30
Aug. 21, 2023

You're Not Crazy.. There's Just Something Weird In Your Bed

When Jo's nightmares have... nightmares. This one is short and sweet and particularly dumb. Enjoy. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading...
Kimberly is NOT An Actress
29
Aug. 18, 2023

Kimberly is NOT An Actress

When Kimberly and her husband plan a night out at their local theater, Kim ends up taking on a role she certainly wasn't prepared for.Β  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...
How Riya Got Her Groove Back
28
July 31, 2023

How Riya Got Her Groove Back

When Riya's horoscope pushes her to expand her horizons, she finds herself at a pole dancing studio, and then someplace totally unexpected, and then she gets her groove back 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's...
All Tied Up
27
July 25, 2023

All Tied Up

Thank you hilarious listeners for all of these fab stories! We LOVE you so please, keep 'em coming. When Peyton tries to save her relationship before college graduation, she finds herself, well, roped into an uncomfortable situation.  🌈 Lost your...
A Blind Date With Dustin Hoffman
26
July 10, 2023

A Blind Date With Dustin Hoffman

When Jack takes his new sort-of-girlfriend to a rockstar's Halloween party in 1981, his evening ends up very differently than he imagined. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...
Grandma Lucy Will NOT Be Visiting Riley In Prison
25
July 2, 2023

Grandma Lucy Will NOT Be Visiting Riley In Prison

When Kyle's mother-in-law comes to "help" after her 4th baby is born, their relationship comes to an unexpected resolution, by way of law enforcement.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
How Shayna Broke Her You-Know-What
24
June 28, 2023

How Shayna Broke Her You-Know-What

Trust us when we tell you that there is a real woman out there who wishes this story weren't true. When Shayna goes on a date ready to seal the deal with the guy she's falling for, she takes a different kind of fall.Β  Explicit because how could you...
Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes
23
June 26, 2023

Why Peter Arrorio Is Single - Read By Cooper Barnes

Cooper Barnes (Danger Force) reads the story of Peter Arrorio, a nice Canadian child actor who finds himself permanently scarred by two props on set.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in...
Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler
22
June 19, 2023

Not That Kind Of Emergency - Read by Bruce Wexler

Bruce Wexler (Euphoria, Killing Hollywood) reads the story of two sets of parents who get a little stoned and - quite accidentally - dial a very wrong number. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then...
Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon
21
June 13, 2023

Naked And Annoyed - Read By Sitara Falcon

Sitara Falcon (Velvet Buzzsaw, Danger Force, and also an Improv Genius) reads the story of Harper who doesn't listen to her inner voice and winds up completely naked running through the foothills of the Bitterroot Range in Montana.  🌈 Lost your...
* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish
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May 12, 2023

* WELCOME * To Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories - Read By Fish

KHOL's Fish introduces us to Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories. Thanks, Fish.Β  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...