May 17, 2025

Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!

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We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other. Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh.

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Jo & Morgan

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Good, three PM, good, three am, good, five am. You

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woke up and you can't get back to sleep because

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you have a Taylor Swift song stuck in your head.

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I'm Joe and I'm Morgan and we are anxiety addicts

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bedtime stories and Welcome to our weekly bs, where Morgan

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and I shoot the shit about all things stressing us out.

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Sometimes we have fabulous interesting we're weirdly obsessed and in

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love with them, guess, and now we google our own

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names to see what the other Joe Newman's and Morgan

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Walsh's of the world are up to.

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Don't you feel like a right, like a significant pull

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towards them though, Like there's really something you have in

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common with them, and you almost feel, I don't know,

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like a kindred magnetic pull that brings me towards them

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even though they have no idea who I am?

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Right, I completely agree with you. So I get this

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email today about this woman named Wanda Joe Newman who's

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died in Oklahoma, and I'm like, it's okay that I

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read this because she and I are a thing.

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Wait, Wanda, how is she okay? Like? Can we learn

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a little bit about her to like.

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Yes, Morgan. She had an obituary and she's.

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Okay, it's just.

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Did she stop?

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Did you?

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This is not funny? Please tell me she was like

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ninety one and it was her time.

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She was eighty. But she is a really nice obituary,

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Like if somebody wrote this about me, or people really

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could about like I'm we're not laughing about her honestly

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now because I feel because of what you said, like,

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do you feel a kindred relationship to these people? I

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feel so close to Wanda that I feel like she'd

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be laughing with us right now.

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I think she's okay, good, tell me me herbituating something better,

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because by the way, we're not loving at you, We're.

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Just we're laughing at working. People loved Wanda. She was

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from More, Oklahoma. She was only eighty, which when I

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was a kid, I was like, fucking eighty, like you

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might as well be the grim Reaper. But I think

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now that my parents are pushing that age, I'm like, well,

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it not that old.

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It's not that old. Yeah, isn't that crazy?

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But listen to this. She is survived by her beloved

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husband of sixty years, Jefferson Newman, which means she married

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him at twenty and they stayed together. So mazeltop Wanda.

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Seriously, by the way, fantastic name.

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Wanda June. I know she sounds like somebody who would

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make you feel better and would always have like a

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dish of hard candies on her on her table.

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That's so sweet.

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But could you just explain because we're talking about people

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who share same names, and this is Wanda June, which

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has nothing to do with you.

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Joe Goes.

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She has a J in her name, So apparently we're

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kindred spirits.

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I mean, or Google thinks we're kindred spirits. I don't know.

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I probably set this thing up when I was a

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self obsessed actress, Like I don't I don't know what

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I wrote, but it says in my email it says

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Google alert, quote unquote Joe Newman. Wait, we're gonna get

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the end of this obituary and people are gonna have

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called her Joe and I are gonna feel terrible Giga. Okay,

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I'm kidding. There's the word Joe does not exist on

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this webpage.

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But we still love you, not you, I mean Wanda.

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No, we love Wanda. No one loves me. I don't

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know what to tell you. Google. Google really hit one

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home on this one. They use the word joy a lot,

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and as we know, the first two letters of joy

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or j oh. So I don't know.

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Maybe this is my problem with finding other Morgan Walshes though,

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is because I put quotes around my name, so like

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you have to find, you know how, like you do

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a Google search if you want, like an open an

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exact match, an exact match, you do, you know quote,

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So I did quotes. Maybe that's why I'm not getting

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any Morgan Walshes.

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I don't know. I wish I could tell you I

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have nothing valuable to add to that piece of the conversation.

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But I'm going to tell you a little bit more

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about Wanda June. And I don't know why I got

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this email, but here we are. She had her She

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lived a life filled with love for her family, a

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passion for sports, and a deep appreciation for the simple

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joys in life. But she and she has a big family,

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but she was devoted. She's from Oklahoma, and she was

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a devoted fan of OU sports, especially football, basketball, and softball,

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and rarely missed a game. And I kind of love

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of this idea of this curly haired grandma, like at

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every football game.

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Why does she have curly hair?

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Joe, Because I there's a picture of her phone.

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I thought, because you were like such kindred spirits that

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you picture her.

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Like you as eighty and you're like curly.

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I think I actually, let's post it. We'll add this

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to our show notes, because I think that I am

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going to look like her at eighty. I'm gonna show you,

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although I'm going to try to look a little bit

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sluttier just because that's more my vibe. But like, I'm

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gonna take some inspiration from Wanda June.

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Here are you giving it to me? On the chat?

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I can figure out. I don't think there's a chat

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because we're both logged in it's the same person. Oh no,

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there's a chat.

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So yeah, no.

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It's hard to find because it's under chat.

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Oh my god.

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Okay, you can look at this and you can look

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at Wanda's picture, and I love it. So here's what

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they say at the end, which I just thought was

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really sweet. They said her presence will be deeply missed,

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but her memory will live on in the lives she touched,

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and I was like, that's really positive. And then what's

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kind of sweet here is I'm sure that they're making

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a ton of money and this is like not an

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awesome thing. But like when you go to these Legacy

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dot com obituaries, I think it's really sweet that you

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can plant a tree for somebody, Like, what a nice

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thing to do.

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It's such a beautiful thing to do.

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Right, Like I never send cut flowers if somebody's had

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a loss, because I'm like, oh, here's something else already

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nor that's already dead.

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Technically yeah, no, flowers hang on for like a good

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week and a half in my house, like three days,

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but somebody could.

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But yeah, I totally agree with.

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But they're basically on hospice. Like the flower cut flowers

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are on life support. That's the water. Are you not

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into my analogy? No?

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I agree with you.

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Joe.

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Okay, we're we're going to tell everybody about what council

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members in Ireland. Okay, So arguing about.

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I need to say two things beforehand. So Joe of

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course started I don't know how many years ago, twenty

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years ago, doing Google alerts for her name, and I

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loved listening to them, and she said you should do

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it too. The problem is that we've talked about last

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week is that my name doesn't come up often. I

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do want to backtrack a little bit because last week

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we spoke about an actress named Morgan Walsh, and today

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I went into a whole rabbit hole because I found

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this other Morgan Walsh. And in the end, after twenty

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five minutes, I realized that the same person is the

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one I talked about last week. But Joe, do you

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remember you and I were talking about and I said, oh,

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do they have a LinkedIn? And you go, no, they

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have an IMDb. So yeah, this is Morgan Walsh, who

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I think is pretty well known, like like the Morgan

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Walsh that I talked about last week was married to

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like the funny Okay, So I finally found this other Morgan.

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What I thought was this other Morganwash and I was like,

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oh my god, I'm going to talk about her. She

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sounds so interesting. So she started this organization called open Books,

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which is targeted towards books, which is so freaking funny, Joe,

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because you and I were talking about this today about

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like books for kids that all talk about inclusion, whether

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it be somebody with a disability, whether it be LBG,

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I don't know, TQ plus like whether it be this. Wait,

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she's like she's on podcasts she's and then they always

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talk about also that she is also an actress and

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her latest thing was this be e T show called

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The Games. Wait wait, I think it's called The Games

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People Play. But hold on. But if you go on

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her IMDb, the Morgan Walsh that we were talking about,

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none of this is written and then you have to

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like none of it like her stuff that's for this

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doesn't talk about Veep or anything else. But I finally

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went to her Instagram and like, there's pictures of this man,

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and I'm like, is this is say Morgan Walsh, Please

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look it up and tell me I'm not insane, because

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there's nothing that like ties the two like her two passions.

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Let's say, like what she does on the side.

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Yeah, I hear, I hear what you're saying.

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Do you get what I'm saying?

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Okay? So I looked up Morgan Walsh and open Books

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and I ended up with a what I believe are

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they French or is my is Google? Just no?

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I openbooks dot org www dot openbooks dot Org.

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Okay, So I and I ended up this is where

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I ended up at an Apple podcast called open Books

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with Morgan Walsh and okay about it's called homophilia. Yeah,

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but that's a true Yeah, but that's a man.

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So I don't think those are the no, no, no,

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it is.

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I think she's on the episode. She's she's the guest.

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Oh okay, all right, so you can delete all of

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that whole part of my conversation. Let me go back.

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She must be the guest actor, writer and co founder

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of Open Books. Morgan Walls drops by to CHOMPI.

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Yeah, looks like the same person.

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Yeah, but squere to freaking god, Joe.

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If you look up what I looked up last week,

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you're like, oh, I looked up IMDb. It talks about

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who her husband is. She was on Beep, she was

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just recently on.

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The B. E.

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T Show, and she has too like come. One is

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called open Books and the other one is a company

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centered around women like driven women businesses. And she also

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get this, she's the co founder of a company that

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was hold.

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On, good job, Matt Walsh. I mean she what a yeah?

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Oh ready for this.

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She's recently starting in BT's games People Play, So I

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was right. But she's also the co founder of Tenth

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Avenue t which in twenty seventeen was awarded Most Innovative

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Product by Expo West. And it's this tea company, and

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I'm going, why is none of this updated on? Like

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when you look her name up, none of this comes up.

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I almost want to reach out to her and say,

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you're a fucking powerhouse?

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Why did I You should reach out to her and

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your first line of the email should be I don't

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know if you feel this too, but I feel very

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connected to you.

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Let me introduce myself.

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My name is Yeah.

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And what if because she's clearly this powerhouse and probably

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gets thousands of emails a day, what if she emails

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you back? Because she does feel that way. And we

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have now unearthed this groundbreaking scientific sociological psychological term, which

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is how people feel connected when they have the same name.

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And people are going to have us on it. Oh

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my god, we are so smart.

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We got to read a book quickly because they'd be

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like they even wrote a book about it.

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Otherwise somebody else is going to jump on the bandwagon.

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a civil action. No, no, no, it was Uh, I'm not

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going to get into it, but it was kind of

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a coffee table book but with a lot of you know,

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media or content in it. And I was like, how

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did you do all this? And the person goes, you know,

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my phone and send it to the publisher. And I

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was like, ah, there's other ways of writing books, Joe. So, guys,

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we are going to pause our new Bedtime Stories until

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I don't know, I think September.

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that positive. Yeah, we just finished season two.

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hard to edit, record and get everything out while writing

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new stories, and so we always take a pause of

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season two. We are so excited about season three, which

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I don't know, we'll see how while we can get

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our shit together, But guys, please keep on sending us

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the stories once a week. We're going to release a

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rerun and once the week we are going to be

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on here with our bs with hopefully some really fun guests,

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because we've managed to connect with some pretty rad people

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on this wild West of the Internet thing, and we

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will keep you updated about the bullshit that's going on

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in our lives, like the rescued chinchilla I now have in.

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The barn cho gooes. We rescued this chinchilla. My kids

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are playing with it. Should I haven't checked for rabies?

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a picture of that. I was like, oh, before I

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go grab Raymond, who's very soft. By the way. I

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think that the trappers of the day knew this when

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they were making coats. But here's what's amazing. If it

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took I even said this to my kids. I was like, look,

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one real jerk dropped this chinchilla. But there were like

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fifty people in the town that rest that like came

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together to rescue it. So there's more good people than bad.

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I like this, and I got to tell small the

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town is. I got two texts a day from people like,

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you got the chinchilla? You knew about the chinchilla?

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Does Dean know about the chinchilla yet.

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Yeah, but yeap, he does you know. He was actually like, okay, whatever,

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I don't let it get eaten. And I was like, okay,

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oh he's home. No, but I finally send a text

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and I was like, yeah, so we kind of have

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this foster situation. It's a chinchilla, it's in the barn.

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You don't have to look at it. I feel like,

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if I don't bring something into the house and it

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doesn't have massive vetbells.

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I don't want do they want people to be with them?

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Like? Is it happy?

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So the Internet says no. The Internet says these are

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like solitary creatures. Oh my god, this is really funny.

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Who the Internet says the best chinchilla owners are hold

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on your name. Wait, no, this is funny because it

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basically says, I don't I don't want to butcher this

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because the word was really funny. Okay, the most suitable

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chinchilla owners are that generally those who are and then

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there's a lot of things, but basically it says the

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best chinchilla owners are the ones who want to leave

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the chinchillas alone.

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And not like cuddle with them.

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No, but this one's really friendly. It's really friendly.

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Because it was domesticated and somebody dropped it, probably.

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With such assholes. But I will say though that I

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think it. I think it loves me. I know, but

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really I do think it knows that it's like in

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a much better situation right now.

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I cannot wait till next week we come on and

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talk about updates with the chinchilla, and you're like, I

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had to go to the emergency room and jumped up

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my faces.

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Oh my god, I have brabies right now. I'm foaming

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at the mouth. No, I'm just a friend, Like I

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just hope it's not like pregnant. I think it's a boy.

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I don't. Our local vet Joe Wineman, who's a just

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absolutely fabulous person, is going to take the chinchilla, who's

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his name is Raymond, once we get it in a

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quote unquote appropriate and suitable enclosure, And once we have

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an appropriate and suitable enclosure, then I can bring it

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over to Jack's Animal Hospital and then they will keep

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it at the front desk and then somebody will walk

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in and be like, that's the cutest thing I've ever

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seen and take it home and then beat it properly.

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And leave it alone, which is a guess what it wants.

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Joe, Go take a picture of Richard Raymond. Go take

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a picture of Raymond, and we can see if we

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can get it out there for your community to see

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if anybody wants to.

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My god, I'm dying adopt it.

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But then what if I get messages from weirdos and

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I have to sift through them and see who really

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wants to love Raymond and who just wants to make

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a new hat.

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When you rescue in an animal, you take a silent

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oath that that is your responsibility.

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I'm saying, no, I'm not. I can just bring it

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to the vets office and then it's not my.

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Problem and I will lose respect for.

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You if I bring it to a VET. Assume it's

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a self selecting group that all the people who walk

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through a vet's office like animals.

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Okay, I agree.

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You guys, you heard it. She's gonna edit out. Morgan

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just said she agreed with me. Did you hear it before?

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She was like, and so I was right, My god.

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Well guys, we are not going to be going away.

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We know you love her so.

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Much, so good, it's so good. How have we not

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been nominated for anything.

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We will I.

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Just something to tell you, but I have to tell

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you offline and then we can share it later. But

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we will be jumping on with our bs, our weekly

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bs during the summer, keeping you guys updated, talking about

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news stories, news, things we're doing, and what to expect

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for season three. We appreciate everything and all of you

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so so much.

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And if no one's told.

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You today, we love you. And please give us five

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stars on Apple Podcasts.

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Oh and like, write like a review, and be our

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