Jan. 28, 2026

Nightmare On Elm Street

Nightmare On Elm Street

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When a socially anxious improv nerdโ€™s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties.

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To the restless, the insomniacs, the stressed out, the worried,

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and the board. This is for you. Welcome to Anxiety

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Addicts Bedtime Stories, an original podcast by Joe Newman and

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Morgan Walsh, serving up hot, mostly true, twenty minute stories

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to turn off your brain and turn on your ram.

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The stories come from all over the Internet, whispered late

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at parties and from you to the bs inbox. But

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your secrets are safe here. All names have been changed

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to protect the guilty. So please sit back, relax, and

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send us your stories at the link in the show

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notes and sweet dreams.

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Okay, this story came to us from Megan Chocolos, who

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you might know from the US, the Olive oil girl

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who told that insanely funny story with the picture of

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the muppet that went viral on TikTok about her trying

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to do an olive oil hair care you know, deep

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conditioning situation that end up with the cops being called

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and a concussion and a lot of social issues and

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maybe long lasting.

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Brain activity impact.

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We don't know, but we know that Megan is hands

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down one of the funniest people on the Internet.

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If you're not following her, you.

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Should be, because she's amazing and she's so sincere with

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the insanity that happens to her.

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So hopefully that came across from the story. So the

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story is.

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A teenage story, which, as you guys know, are my

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absolute favorites because I think that the stuff that happens

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to us while we're teenagers, obviously you know, scars us

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for the rest of our lives, but in a funny way,

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whereas all the other times in our life where our

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brain development is worth scarred and maybe it's not that humorous. So,

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without further ado, I would like to tell you a

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story about Megan being invited to her first co ed sleepover.

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If I knew that the name of the story off

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the top of my head, I would tell it to you.

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Oh it's called Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Who would have thought of that?

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Sometimes sometimes I just flabbergasted myself with my genius.

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It's hard to be.

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It's hard to be this on top of things, guys,

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really hard, all right. So I'm not sure when you

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listen to us or how you listen to us. If

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you're laying in bed and it's maybe midnight and you

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tried to go to bed at ten thirty because that

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was your New Year's resolution.

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But you can't.

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So you're gonna pop in some headphones instead of getting

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on stupid Instagram feeling awful about the world.

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You're just gonna put in your headphones. You're gonna chill out,

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and you're gonna.

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Listen to somebody who did something dumber than whatever you

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did today, survived and now we can laugh about it.

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So sit back, relax and enjoy Nightmare on Elm Street

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Anxiety IDICX bedtime Stories. The incident in question to place

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the year Meghan realized she was fwnny. Her loud Greek

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family had known this for years. Meghan, however, was a

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few beats late catching up to the rest.

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Of the team.

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So while it was no surprise to the Chacalos clan

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that Meghan had joined the improv group at Hastings High

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and made more friends in half a semester than she'd

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thought humanly possible, it was in fact very surprising to

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Meghan herself.

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You should go to the party, burkeed her.

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Little brother Nico, while inhaling his third lemon muffin.

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Nico amitos for Dad.

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Meghan tried unsuccessfully to grab the last bite from her

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brother's grubby hand as her parents.

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Swept into the kitchen.

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Mornings in the Chacala's household were regularly chaotic, exacerbated by

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the fact that Megan insisted on cooking for everyone. Mister

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Rogers had told her that breakfast was the most important

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meal of the day, and it was a fact that

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Megan took very seriously. I love these, Meghan's father exclaimed

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when he saw the muffins and mom. Meghan pushed a

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to go cup of tea into her mother's grateful hands. Meghan,

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my heart, you do not need to take care of everyone.

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This is a good year for you. Do some things

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for yourself, like go to the party, Nico interjected. Meghan's

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father raised his eyebrows. Yes, Megan, you should go to

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the party. Have more fun, more experiences. Before Meghan could

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protest her invitation to what would be her first co

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ed's sleepover, her family had tornadoed through the kitchen and

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were in the bolbo honking at her to join. It

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was the same car they'd had since her childhood, in

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the same driveway, in the same house, and even Meghan

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had to admit she was sporting the same haircut she'd

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had since she was three and cut her own bangs,

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and she knew that theoretically change was good.

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This year was proof of that.

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It felt great to finally get a her braces off

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and sit at a lunch table with some new friends.

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She liked being invited to parties, she just wasn't sure

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if she liked going.

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That evening, when she got home from.

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Improp practice, she found Nico and her mother in her room,

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standing next to her father's old green Duffel bag. We've

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hacked your stuff, announced Nico excitedly.

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Now you can go to the party.

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Meghan smiled tightly, still getting used to how her mouth

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slipped over her teeth now that the knots of wires

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were gone, and that was that. The next day, Megan

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went to the party, and her anxiety came along too.

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When she arrived at Alice's, the house was decorated with

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more Halloween paraphernalia than a hobby lobby. In August, Meghan

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watched her mother backing down the driveway in the waning

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October sunlight. It took legitimate self control to not run

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after the Volvo and cling to the trunk. The issue

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wasn't that Megan hated parties. She didn't have to been

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invited to one before. The issue was that boys made

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her nervous, and when she was nervous, her stomach behaved

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as it had had ingested too much weakld taco bell.

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Yeah, you get the picture. Inside the house, Alice and.

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Her mother had replaced every bulb with black lights, and

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the purple hue made Meghan's heart flutter, made everything feel

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a little dangerous. Out of the corner of her eye,

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she saw some very white teeth glowing.

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It was a big smile.

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It was an unmistakable smile.

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It was David's smile. Uh oh.

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David Hornblocker was a senior and assistant coach of the

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improv group. He was the funniest person Megan had ever

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met in real life. She'd been too nervous to ask

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Alice if he was coming. David caught Meghan's gaze and

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gestured for her to come over to the corner of

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the room, where a pile of pumpkins sat atop a

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hay bale. That immediately made Meghan's eyes start to water.

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Yeah, her body was a sensitive one. Sweet Megan's here.

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Now we know something dramatic will happen, as is so

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often the case during one's teen years. Megan had no

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clue whether this was a compliment or an insult, so

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she dropped her bag and the foyer and laughed along

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with the group.

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So, what's like the plan tonight? Meghan willed her voice

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to sound chill.

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This is when Alice showed up in full head to

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toe hot topic sexy goth. Her black lipstick made her

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teeth look especially bright. Oh my god, you guys, get comfortable,

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we're watching Forget me not. Alice's voice carried more excitement

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than the kingaka rollercoaster at six Flags? Is this the

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one about the teenagers playing hide and seek in the graveyard?

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David asked, with what sounded like hope in his voice? Yeah,

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said Alice. Oh no, said Meghan's stomach. Megan looked up

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and saw that the bathroom was right off of the

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living room.

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There was no way that she was going to be.

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Able to use it so close to the party.

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She willed the gurgling.

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To subside and tried to focus on the most terrifying

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concept ever portrayed in cinema. The movie got progressively more

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and more terrifying each time one of the teenagers was

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found in the game of hide and seek. They were off.

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You couldn't pay me enough to play hide and seek

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in a fucking craveyard, Meghan thought, Ah, one of the

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characters screamed through the TV speakers. I feel like he

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was kind of asking for it.

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Meghan offered.

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The room be a bear, climb a tree. Megan mimed

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her suggestion. This was a win, a bullseye, a moment

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of teenage bliss. Because that made David laugh a lot,

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Megan felt herself relax a bit.

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Maybe parties could be fun.

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Also, maybe David's laugh was the greatest sound on planet Earth.

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Maybe her daydreaming was interrupted before it could even start

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imagining the fun stuff because Alice's mom vaulted.

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Into the room.

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All right, kids, it's time for the birthday surprise. Excitement

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and confusion swirled through the party like food coloring shot

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into a glass of water.

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As it twirled and whirled.

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Alice's mom herded the teenagers into the back of her

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sprinter van.

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Which she used for her av business.

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It was dark outside and darker inside.

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There were no windows in the van. Where are we going?

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The party wondered, falling all over each other each time

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the van made a turn. Maybe she's just seeking us

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to get ice cream, Megan offered.

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David laughed again.

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Megan informed her digestive system that it would simply have

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to wait for the next ten minutes. The teenagers bounced

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around in the back of the van, trading ideas about

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where they could possibly be going. Alice, in full sexy

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goth just laughed. The sprinter van took two sharp turns

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and then screeched to an abrupt halt. Meghan's anxiety took

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that moment to rifle through all the way she could

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possibly die In the next five minutes. The van door

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swung open, and there was Alice's mom in all her

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matching track suit glory.

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Okay, kids, you got this.

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Alice's mom calls in it way too cheery voice, and

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then she left a large black bag on the ground,

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waved and drove away.

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What the f is going on?

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Meghan's voice asked, without consulting her first. The answer was

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deafening silence. I guess we're playing hide and seek, Alice giggled.

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I wanted to do the same thing they did in

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the movie. Everyone agreed that this was hands down the

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most brilliant idea of modern times. The graveyard was dark, old, misty,

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and butted up against a baseball diamond that itself looked like.

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A horror movie set.

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Out of all of the potential disasterific outcomes Megan had imagined,

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this was by.

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Far the worst.

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So like, let's play, Alice ventured David, you start as

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the seeker. David began to count down sixty fifty nine

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fifty eight. Megan's eyes darted around as the other party

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goer scattered.

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With no other apparent.

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Choice, she hobbled off into the fog. She ran all

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the way to the edge of the woods. When she

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couldn't hear anyone anymore, Oh, she yanked her hands down.

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It wasn't even a relief, it was something more primal,

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like her body was performing an exorcism. It was so

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disgusting that she wasn't even sure if she really felt

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better when it was all said and done. The smell

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was like a wall of death.

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And that's saying a lot when you're in a graveyard.

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It was this horrific moment that forced her to grasp

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her current reality.

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She was with eleven fifteen year olds.

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They were playing hide and seek, in a graveyard, off

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fucking graveyard at night on Halloween.

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Why because Alice's.

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With her perfect hair and ADHD and overactive imagination, had

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wanted to replicate a movie where the same thing happened

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with murder. Maybe this is my out, Megan thought, I

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just won't let anyone find me. Final girls don't get

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tagged it.

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It didn't matter if this logic made sense.

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There in the pitch black, the only thing that made

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sense to her was to climb a tree. So she

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looked up and climbed the closest one. From up there,

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she saw something flashlights in the distance, bobbling through the fog.

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The seekers Alice's mom might have dropped them off in

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the middle of a graveyard at night, but she had

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remembered flashlights in that black bag awesome priorities.

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Megan heard yelling.

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Either they were looking for her or they were just

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really leaning into the hole, insane situation. She stayed in

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the tree, pressed against the trunk. The smell hovered below,

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like a steaming pile of deadly ooze. Then she heard

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a sound that earlier in the night had made her

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heart race, her stomach flip, and her face flushed like

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she was back in freshman sex at It was David's voice,

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but he wasn't laughing at her jokes now he was

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talking to one of the other guys.

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Dude, smells like shit.

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Meghan clung to the tree as if there were some

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magic possibility of disappearing. She didn't move, She barely breathed.

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Even the fog seemed to pause to listen. They continued on.

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She was just about to start inhaling again when she

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saw blue and red lights flashing on the other side

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of the graveyard, lighting up the tunstones like a haunted arcade.

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The flashlight bears appeared to be running. Her phone and

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her jacket pocket dinged. Balancing on the tree branch, she

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managed to fish it out.

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One word lit up the screen. Cops.

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Suddenly the group chat roared to life. The text rallied

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all eleven pieces of teenage bait to the baseball field

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on the other side of the trees. Alice's mom was

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allegedly on her way. The text kept coming one after

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the other. The vibration in her pocket was so constant

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and jarring that she lost her balance. This is when

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adding insult to literal injury, Megan fell out of the tree.

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She hit the ground hard enough to knock the wind

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out of her. She dry heaved twice, then staggered to

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her feet and started to run. She was the last

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person to make it to the baseball field. The blue

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and red lights were getting closer and closer, strobing off

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the metal bleachers.

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Megan couldn't handle any more excitement.

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Get down, Alice yell, whispered, as they all threw themselves

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onto the dirt of the baseball diamond.

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The cop surrounded the corner.

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In slow motion, headlights sweeping across the field, and then

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drove right by without noticing the kids.

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The collective sigh.

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Of relief could have blown over a floral arrangement. My

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mom is coming, Alice called, and the group erupted breathlessly

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recounting their brief graveyard adventures. Who had thought the cops

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had actually seen them, what they would have said if

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they'd been caught, and which one of them would have

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one hundred percent cried. Megan did not want to be

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near anyone. She was sweaty, filthy, bruised, and a gastro

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intestinal crime scene. She picked up an abandoned baseball trying

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to focus on absolutely anything else. She spun it in

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her hands, letting the rough stitching dig into her fingers

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a distraction, anything that wasn't her own humiliation, Alice spotted her.

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Meghan, I didn't know where you were.

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Throw it here, sure, Megan said, because what else was

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there to say?

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No, her soul has left my body. She got ready

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to throw.

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Out of the corner of her eye, she saw David watching,

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hands in the pockets of his hoodie like every cute

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boy and every teen movie poster ever made for one

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fragile moment. She wasn't thinking about how much fluid she'd lost,

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or that she'd sweated through her entire outfit, or the

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giant bruise that was blooming on her hip, or that

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she could not honestly confirm where the poop had ended up.

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All she could think about was her arm. She had

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to throw this ball well. David already thought she was funny,

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and since no one had found her, she was apparently

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fucking awesome.

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At Graveyard Hide and Seek.

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If she could prove she was also a good thrower,

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this could be her rom Calm Montage moment. The thoughts

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made her anxious, but her arm did something else, something

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impressive in any other scenario, something flawless.

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The ball flew through the air like it has its

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own wings.

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It was easiestly the best throw of her life.

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Even David was impressed.

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She couldn't see his face clearly, but she could feel

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the shift in the universe. What she could also feel

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was that Alice hadn't moved.

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Why hasn't Alice moved?

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Megan blamed it on being dirty and sweaty and having

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evaded both literal and social death more than once that evening,

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but the warning jammed.

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Up in her throat.

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It was dark, it was misty, and Alice didn't see

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the ball until it sailed right between her hands and

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smacked her dead center in the forehead with a sickeningly

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cinematic thwack. Then, because the night apparently one more item

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on it, this will haunt you forever list, Megan watched

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her friend and birthday girl and fucking graveyard host collapsed

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into the baseball diamond dirt like someone had just cut

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her strings. Panic exploded. Everyone was sure Alice was alive,

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but then also not very sure. Alice was the first

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one found when teenage conspiracy theorist screamed, of course she's out.

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The freakout was biblical.

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The prophecy fulfilled Megan. The conspiracy theorist shrieked, you killed her.

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Another girl chimed in, Alice is dead, and someone smells

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like literal shit. That was when Megan realized that in

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her fall from the tree, she'd landed in her own mess.

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The panic overtook her. She could barely breathe. Suddenly, the

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sprinter vand pulled up, headlights cutting through the fog. Alice

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groaned and struggled to her feet. Her mom mistrode the

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chaos as teenagers having the absolute best night of their lives,

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so she called merrily, did anyone die? Mom? Alice squeaked.

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The swelling on her forehead was genuinely terrifying.

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Alice's mom's whole vibe shifted.

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She called for backup. Alice had to go to the hospital.

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The rest of them had to pile back into the van.

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Who smells like shit?

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The conspiracy theorist girl yelled.

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Everyone looked around.

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Sweat dripped from Megan's forehead into her eyes, since that

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was the only body part left that was functioning properly,

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The silence hurt. Suddenly it broke in a surreal second,

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Megan knew that she would remember for the rest of

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her life or leased until college. Oh it's me, said David, confidently.

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I think I stepped in deer poop.

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Back at the house, she changed into her sweatpants in

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the bathroom, doing an impressively thorough job of cleaning herself

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up like a one girl crime scene unit. Because there

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at the bottom of her bag her brother and mother

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had packed extra pants, some baby wipes, and an extra

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pair of underwear. A part of Megan want to cry.

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She stuffed her disgusting clothes into a trash bag and

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buried it in the duffel before joining the rest of

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the party.

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In a very safe game of Uno.

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Apparently the whole group had lost their thirst for blood

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as well. I'm going to go get some soda, Megan declared,

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hoisting herself up from the couch in her new, clean sweatpants.

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That felt better than anything ever had in her recent memory.

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And even though she's replayed the next two minutes of

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her life a thousand times, she can't remember exactly how

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it happened. But somewhere between her pouring herself asprite and

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taking his sip, David appeared at the kitchen island, and

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clearly not knowing anything about the ordeal Megan had been

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enduring all night, he reached for her shoulders and pulled

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her into her first ever real kiss. Megan's head spun,

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her knees buckled, and then her stomach did its thing,

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and Megan rushed back.

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To the bathroom.

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There in Alice's mom's pink tiled abode, she washed her

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hands and took a good look in the mirror, and

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her next thought is a testament to the resilience of

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the teenage mind and memory, because in that moment, after

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all that had happened, all Megan could think was, Oh,

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