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Episodes

July 30, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love

Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.) This is going to make you feel bett...

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July 23, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential

When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of ...

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July 20, 2025

Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?

How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for yo...

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July 16, 2025

The Dummy (Or Not)

When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you'...

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July 11, 2025

Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection

Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics. Fun times. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you'r...

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July 9, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child

It's the 90s. You're packing up your childhood home because your mom, following the trend of all her neighbors, is moving to a condo on the other side of town. And that's when you discover a piece of paper that could change y...

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July 7, 2025

Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!

The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it. Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time. Come join us for this week's BS. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer...

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July 2, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again

Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, li...

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June 25, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would ...

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June 23, 2025

Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The In…

Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? ...

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June 18, 2025

RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar

This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity. So tune in, tune out, sit back, a...

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June 14, 2025

Nostril Insecurity, Spys And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?

Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of...

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June 11, 2025

RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)

There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you. This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all t...

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June 9, 2025

New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS

Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense. Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate ...

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June 5, 2025

RADICAL RERUN - The Invisible Man (Its a penis story)

So we've got Benji - an artistic, quiet kid, who just moved to Florida with his single mom right smack dab halfway through the school year. He's in middle school, kids are clique-y, hormonal, and mean. But he manages to win t...

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May 17, 2025

Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!

We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other. Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh. 🌈 Lost your E...

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May 12, 2025

What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in a…

Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to. Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luc...

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May 8, 2025

Sweet Revenge

When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All episodes are available for your reading...

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April 22, 2025

The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!

Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck." Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives.Β  Jo...

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April 17, 2025

The Cat Burglar

When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more. 🌈 Lost your...

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April 11, 2025

I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With …

How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try. Β She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in...

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April 9, 2025

Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade…

When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! πŸ€ All...

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April 4, 2025

A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many

We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented Β Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, Midnight Oli With Megan, that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do? Instagram:...

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April 2, 2025

Straight Up No Chaser

When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?...

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