Episodes
9
Feb. 18, 2026
Dog Gone It
When Theoโs first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three min...
8
Feb. 12, 2026
One Wedding And No Funeral
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7
Jan. 28, 2026
Nightmare On Elm Street
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6
Jan. 22, 2026
Dead Aunties Society
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5
Jan. 14, 2026
Brown Beard
What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better ๐ ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact...
5
Jan. 7, 2026
The Special Sauce
How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms ๐ ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading...
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Dec. 17, 2025
Child's Play
When Garyโs son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Childโs Play. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.a...
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Dec. 10, 2025
In Da Club
When 50 Centโs 2003 album drops in the middle of a Canadian winter, nothing can stop 13-year-old Jessie from getting her hands on it. Not even the Halifax Police. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddic...
1
Dec. 3, 2025
Into The Wild
When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesnโt expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: ...
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Nov. 19, 2025
An Eggs-ellent Ending
Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.) A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ...
Aug. 28, 2025
RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three mi...
Aug. 13, 2025
RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation. A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!! Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episo...
Aug. 10, 2025
RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate? And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------ Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are...
Aug. 6, 2025
RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog? This is a story about exactly that. And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO. Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so...
July 30, 2025
RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love
Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.) This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this. You won't. And that should help. And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day. xx ๐ Lost your EarPods? Proc...
July 23, 2025
RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential
When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to...
July 20, 2025
Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?
How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โ๏ธ How does it work? ๐ Is it annoying? ๐ฎ Will t...
July 16, 2025
The Dummy (Or Not)
When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โ๏ธ...
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July 11, 2025
Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection
Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics. Fun times. ๐ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โ๏ธ Ho...
July 9, 2025
RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child
It's the 90s. You're packing up your childhood home because your mom, following the trend of all her neighbors, is moving to a condo on the other side of town. And that's when you discover a piece of paper that could change your life. What do you do? Also, you are really, REALLY stoned. Please don't forget to rate and subscribe. We love you and this keeps us going!! ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are ava...
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July 7, 2025
Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!
The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it. Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time. Come join us for this week's BS. ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxie...
July 2, 2025
RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again
Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, like and subscribe!! ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only ha...
June 25, 2025
RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight. This is such a funny story with such a happy ending. So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec! ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ...
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June 23, 2025
Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!
Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? ๐ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐ Love the stories? ๐ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/co...