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Episodes

Dog Gone It
9
Feb. 18, 2026

Dog Gone It

When Theoโ€™s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes?...
One Wedding And No Funeral
8
Feb. 12, 2026

One Wedding And No Funeral

๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only...
Nightmare On Elm Street
7
Jan. 28, 2026

Nightmare On Elm Street

๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? When...
Dead Aunties Society
6
Jan. 22, 2026

Dead Aunties Society

๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only...
Brown Beard
5
Jan. 14, 2026

Brown Beard

What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ H...
The Special Sauce
5
Jan. 7, 2026

The Special Sauce

How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading...
Child's Play
4
Dec. 17, 2025

Child's Play

When Garyโ€™s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Childโ€™s Play . ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxie...
In Da Club
3
Dec. 10, 2025

In Da Club

When 50 Centโ€™s 2003 album drops in the middle of a Canadian winter, nothing can stop 13-year-old Jessie from getting her hands on it. Not even the Halifax Police. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbed...
Into The Wild
1
Dec. 3, 2025

Into The Wild

When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesnโ€™t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.a...
An Eggs-ellent Ending
1
Nov. 19, 2025

An Eggs-ellent Ending

Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.) A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Hav...
RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
Aug. 28, 2025

RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want

This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes...
RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
Aug. 13, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct

Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation. A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!! Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes...
RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
Aug. 10, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts

What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate? And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------ Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are ava...
RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
Aug. 6, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone

You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog? This is a story about exactly that. And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO. Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so...
RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love
July 30, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love

Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.) This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this. You won't. And that should help. And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day. xx ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrast...
RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential
July 23, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential

When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both...
Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?
July 20, 2025

Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?

How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How does it work? ๐Ÿ‘€ Is it annoying? ๐Ÿ‘ฎ Will the cops ...
The Dummy (Or Not)
July 16, 2025

The Dummy (Or Not)

When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How d...
Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection
166
July 11, 2025

Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection

Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics. Fun times. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact โœ๏ธ How d...
RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child
July 9, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Obvious Child

It's the 90s. You're packing up your childhood home because your mom, following the trend of all her neighbors, is moving to a condo on the other side of town. And that's when you discover a piece of paper that could change your life. What do you do? Also, you are really, REALLY stoned. Please don't forget to rate and subscribe. We love you and this keeps us going!! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are availa...
Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!
165
July 7, 2025

Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!

The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it. Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time. Come join us for this week's BS. ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietya...
RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again
July 2, 2025

RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again

Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, like and subscribe!! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have thr...
RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
June 25, 2025

RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight. This is such a funny story with such a happy ending. So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec! ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ Al...
Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!
164
June 23, 2025

Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!

Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? ๐ŸŒˆ Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! ๐Ÿ€ All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com ๐Ÿ“š Love the stories? ๐Ÿ‘„ Have one to tell? โฐ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact...